i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
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What if in the future Science is able to create God, who then goes back in time to create everything.
Atheists: 1
Christians: 1
Everybody wins and live happy.
God fucking damn it.
Homestuck: 1 Everyone Else: 0
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people who only ship canon couples.
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vgly:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
omg
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Me and my boyfriend have been seeing each other for about a year now and I recently found out I’m pregnant..
It was the scariest thing of my life.. I was paralyzed with fear. I wish I had the means to keep the baby but I just don’t.. We aren’t ready to be parents and adoption would mean my abusive dad finding out. I fear for both my life and my boyfriends if this were to happen.
So we decided together the only option is to abort the pregnancy. I’m so scared and lost. I have cried for nights about this, don’t think I’m heartless.
Please understand, and help me. The link is on my tumblr. I just don’t have the money.. The abortion will be $500.. There is no funding in my state thanks to Scott walker.
Donate $1 and help me out, I will forever be in gratitude. I love you all.
i dont care what your fucking views are on abortion, if you are going to shame this girl i hope you burn to a nice, even crisp in hell.
donate a dollar or at least send her some nice support. she only has $10 so far.
SIGNAL BOOST
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You want to say something to somebody and you want it to be more dramatic: you need a window. When you’re talking to the person, you don’t look at them, you look out the window instead.
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“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
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